By mike

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Mike lives in London and occasionally indulges in the shameful act of writing poems. He’s going to try and update this site every weekday – there’s a whole bunch of crap on his computer he’s never done anything with, so on days when he’s got no new ideas he’ll bring them from there.

Hopefully it won’t all be rubbish.

Semi-obligatory disclaimer: Just because Mike wrote them, it doesn’t mean any of these poems necessarily express how he feels about anything. So don’t give him any shit, yeah?

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5 Responses to “About”


  1. 1 Colin
    October 8, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    Great stuff Mike, you should keep writing and get them published. Really like The Pizza, If you want Folks to Like You and If….Why has this guy not been discovered?

  2. 2 Niecey C
    April 15, 2009 at 3:10 am

    Think your page is great! Hilariously funny!
    todaystatus.wordpress.com

  3. 3 tiexano
    April 20, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    Why does the picture on the sofa looks like you ‘shopped your head in and made it to big?

  4. 4 tep
    March 21, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    I am sick of the chocolate calling my name
    I don’t think it’s funny,this is not a game.
    My pants don’t fit, my shirts are too tight
    yet I’m craving the chocolate day and night.
    I try to tuck in my gut, my fat flabby flab
    There is more than a handful on this girl to grab.
    So why can’t the apple call out my name?
    The sound of the chocolate is driving me insane.
    I want more, I must have it now
    I guess there’s a reason I feel like a cow.

  5. 5 Kim
    April 28, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Mike, you poems make me happy at work. For that I can only be grateful.
    Keep it up!!!


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