Nose Hair

My nose has lots of hair in,
It’s really quite appalling.
I guess it comes in handy though
To stop the bogey falling.
If you had shaved your nose hair,
Or had your nostrils waxed,
It could fall out at any time –
You’d never feel relaxed.

Trimming My Stupid Facial Hair

Trimming my stupid facial hair
Will really be quite hard.
I’ve got the stupid trimmer
But I’ve lost the stupid guard.
I refuse to buy a new one
So I’ll grow a stupid beard,
And I’ll look all bloody stupid
And all trampy and all weird.

Growing My Hair

I’m tired of short hair.
I want a new style.
So I need to grow more,
But my hair takes a while
To grow, so I need now
To purchase a beanie,
To cover the hair
While it’s all in-betweenie.