I Know What I Like

A dog wearing clothes is a curious thing,
Yes a curious thing, to be sure.
Especially if you’ve never had the good luck
To see dogs wearing clothing before.
The dogs were all sat in the back of a bar,
Playing cribbage, or possibly poker,
And all were sat upright and formally dressed,
And one of the dogs was a smoker.
I was shocked and quite taken aback by the scene,
So amazed that I thought I would faint.
As never before in the whole of my life
Had I seen such a fine use of paint.

Model

I’m a professional artist’s model.
Sometimes I pose nude.
Or sometimes I will pose as though
I am a bowl of food.