Freudians like thinking things
Are all to do with sex,
But anything that isn’t flat
Is concave or convex.
Suggesting ’cause a thing protrudes
It represents a willy,
And that’s the only factor there
Seems really rather silly,
For often function leads to form,
And that’s the reason why –
If missiles were vagina-shaped,
They wouldn’t bloody fly.
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Or…
Freudians like thinking things
Are all to do with sex,
Leastways that’s the stereotype
but things are more complex.
Indeed, those who actually read the man
soon come to realise,
the notion that “it’s all about sex”
is simplification – nay, it’s lies.
Freud may have started with that view
but he was far too smart,
to spend a lifetime in research
without moving beyond the start.
What’s true is that his acolytes
often love to shock,
and do dear Siggy a disservice
spouting palpable poppycock.