Sage Advice

I’ve ruined what I’m cooking,
A culinary crime.
I’ve over-herbed my casserole,
A total waste of thyme.

TV Show Pitch

An old-school British bobby,
In his helmet with his strap,
In modern New York City
With a sidekick who can rap.
This wacky mismatched duo
Will patrol the city’s streets,
Accompanied by sound effects
And pounding hip-hop beats.
While he sometimes gets confounded
(“What the devil’s crystal meth?”)
He’s a badass with his truncheon,
Beating criminals to death.
And through all these misadventures,
Hip-hop partner’s got his back,
Saying things like “Man, you crazy!”
And “Inspector, you is wack!”
Combining real-life issues
With time-travel and panache,
The audience will lap it up,
And I’ll make loads of cash.