Four-Day Weekend

I’ve booked a four-day weekend,
It’s coming really soon.
I really really fancy
Time alone in a cocoon.
I’ll do a bit of gaming
While sat round in my smalls,
Occasionally pausing
To adjust and scratch my balls.
I’ll get a load of fizzy drinks,
And massive piles of snacks,
And not one thing will be achieved
Because I shall relax.