My Pants Fell Down

My pants fell down at work today.
I felt a little daft.
We had a lot of customers
And several of them laughed.
My pants fell down at work today.
It really was appalling.
I wish I’d had the reflexes
To stop the buggers falling.
My pants fell down at work today.
The worst I’ve ever felt.
If only I’d had foresight
I’d have probably worn a belt.
My pants fell down at work today.
And lots of people saw.
I have a funny feeling
I don’t work here anymore.