The Earl Of Davenfield

My friend, the Earl of Davenfield, is really rather awful.
He gets up to endeavours reprehensibly unlawful.
His once-great reputation gets more sullied by the day
As the standards of his family name are further worn away.
It’s not that he is evil or particularly bad,
It’s just that he’s a rotter and a scoundrel and a cad.
He tries to be respectable but every time he fails –
He’s recently been banned from every nunnery in Wales.
His upper-class charisma seems to work on every girl,
And half the House of Lords have been cuckolded by the Earl.
Attempts at good behaviour will inevitably flounder
Because the Earl Of Davenfield’s an awful bloody bounder.