Solo Gig

I’ve been abandoned by my friends, it’s all gone slightly wrong.
I have a feeling that this gig just might feel really long.
I don’t know how to act at things when I’m all on my own.
If I was somewhere quieter I’d fiddle with my phone.
And since, you know, you’re at a gig, you have to get a drink,
But then see people watching you and wonder what they think.
No singalongs from me tonight, no dancing like a star,
I’m staying within fifteen feet of where the exits are.